Fashionistas shared designer boots ‘Shrek’ over $4,000: ‘You’ll look like a noble horse’

Fashion has received “boots with fur.”” THE hair growth the extremes.

The stage-adorned legs will soon sport a foam-like fabulousness, complete with a faux silk tail.

Priced at $3,390, cool girls with a flair for horse riding can use a new pair of Alexander McQueen’s Hoof Boot in Black to strut around town.

A haute couture cousin to the fur boot is McQueen’s Hoof Boot in Brown, a $2,990 offering trimmed with real calf hair.

Despite the elegance of the shoes, their wild whimsy seems to be lost on the completely confused clothes horses.

“What in Shrek and Donkey is going on here Alexander McQueen,” asked one TikTok content creator, who compared the designer to the animated ogre and his four-legged sidekick.

“For $2,800 you can be a noble horse, honey,” she joked as she zoomed in on a pair of leather boots from the unusual collection. “I can’t.”

However, for the fashionistas who can, each hot heel style boasts a horseshoe silhouette, a rounded toe with horseshoe detailing, silver finished studs and a leather sole.

The brown heeled boots are almost sold out, with only one pair in size 40 left, according to the couturier’s website. Must-have items in black are listed as “coming soon” and are currently not available in all sizes.

The animal accessories debuted in designer Sean McGirr’s Fall 2024 collection for McQueen in Paris earlier this year.

But the long legs are far from the only ones causing a massive stir after hitting the track.

MSCHF’s “Big Red Boots” sent social media spiraling at the start of 2023, seeing style hounds trying to get their paws into the $350 head-turners — which ridiculously resembled the rocking shoes from the cartoon characters Astro Boy and Super Mario.

Even supermodel Kaia Gerber, 23, raised eyebrows after wearing a pair of $1,850 Loewe heels in a photo shared with ID Magazine. Internet critics couldn’t help but poke fun at the pinup’s beautiful finery.

“I need them to mop the floors while I walk the catwalk,” joked one digital savvy guy.

And though McQueen’s barnyard-inspired boots have won the same neighbors, Fans of the avant-garde completely understand.

“Yes, I would wear this to the grocery store, to the club, to my friend’s son’s bar mitzvah—everywhere, really,” model Achieng Agutu told Vogue about the stilettos. “A girl with a ponytail is a girl who knows what she wants.”

“Just like me.”